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ghost horses and Cryptozoology

gary107   posted:8/5/2014 8:23:02 AM  
[famous commerical theme song]:

(Johnny Burke / Bing Crosby / James V. Monaco)

Bing Crosby

>>Where the turf meets the surf
down at old Del Mar
take a plane
take a train
take a car.
There is a smile on every face
and a winner in each race
where the turf meets the surf
at Del Mar.<<

as in 2006 again this year [2014] ten horses have been "put down" [euphuism for euthanized] for "natural causes'
[3 heart attacks] and 7 for "catastrophic injuries." Chattering Gambler had a tarp placed over him on the track

and a voice sounding like Mr. Ed was heard crying out "Wilbur, Wilbur!" He was removed in a van that read
"MacDonald's Mobile Meat Retrieval." Some speculate it is a combination of the heat and heroin they are injected
with. Others suggest an insurance scheme is occuring. The only confirmed winner is MacDonald's. He chatters no
more, but what would the horse have to say if he could talk? Do ghost horses talk?

gary107   posted:8/5/2014 8:29:02 AM  
/ trap...

damn my dyslexia
bobprin   posted:8/5/2014 7:31:13 PM  
That was very entertaining Gary! Horses have always had it tough. Ridden into battles they didn't start, into landscapes they didn't like and traded like baseball cards. MacDonalds does not serve horsemeat. They use it to enrich the soil at the worm farms. If you ever noticed all fast food burger places serve meat that does not resemble hamburger in any way. What is it exactly? We may never know.

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