Headless Chickens found at North Pole, Alaska Coop 0x6a656666 posted:6/3/2010 10:58:22 AM Whoever ripped the heads off of 26 chickens at a North Pole, Alaska coop won’t be getting a visit from Santa this year. According to the Fairbanks Daily News-Miner, Alaska State Troopers are trying to determine who decapitated the chickens which were found placed in a 12-15 foot line that terminated in a circle in a coop near a North Pole area home. Three of the coop owners’ chickens were left alive, and the coop itself was not damaged in any way. The coop owners have not been identified, for their safety, as it is unknown if the chicken killings were a direct threat against them.It’s unclear why the chickens’ heads were ripped off. Megan Peters, a spokeswoman for the Alaska State Troopers, stated, “We have no idea what the thought process was.” Perhaps it was a mass suicide caused by wide-sweeping depression brought on by the announcement that Sarah Palin will be coming out with a second book this November.Troopers are still looking for leads in the case. The person or persons responsible for the decapitations may be facing felony charges of criminal mischief.news.gather.com/viewArticle.actiongodlypunk posted:6/3/2010 3:20:15 PM Well, if I was a chicken living in Sarah Palin's state, I'd cut off my head too. What an embarrasment for Alaska's history.,,and our country for that matter. I know for my own sake Canada will be adding me to their "head" count should she ever make president. Seriously though, they never mentioned if their was any blood left. Were the heads gone?buggsquasher posted:6/8/2010 1:42:37 AM I know what happened, A cat got pissed at the chickens so he decided to become the first Serial killing cat!!Hug-A-Bug posted:6/12/2010 11:59:13 PM I do believe that the newspapers & talk around the state at that time all said that it was just a bear. Now don't attack me because I'm a born raised Alaskan & am damn proud of it. FYI Sarah embarrasses a lot of us.conundrum65 posted:6/19/2010 1:27:07 PM Hey godlypunk,you are welcome to add to Canadas head count early you commie!This is not a forum for red politics so stay on subject..godlypunk posted:6/21/2010 3:44:32 PM In Reply To:conundrum65 posted:6/19/2010 1:27:07 PM Hey godlypunk,you are welcome to add to Canadas head count early you commie!This is not a forum for red politics so stay on subject..Um, I'll say what I want. What are you, the forum police? Now go get back in your ball hangin truck. I'm a commie for not liking that embarrassment? You are truley deranged! LOL0x6a656666 posted:6/23/2010 5:36:55 AM In Reply To:conundrum65 posted:6/19/2010 1:27:07 PM Hey godlypunk,you are welcome to add to Canadas head count early you commie!This is not a forum for red politics so stay on subject..No name calling, please :) Forum rules: play nice.Joshy Unbound posted:6/23/2010 11:05:28 AM Considering the 80s pedophile/Satanic right-wing scandals (that, I might add, continued under Dubya), the republican Bohemian Grove and a few other instances of conservative occult activity it is not wholly unjustifyable to bring up Sarah Palin in reference to what may perhaps be Satanic bloodletting. Canada also has its fair share of right-wing Satanically inspired horror stories... the Duplessis Orphans (a conspiracy between the Catholic Church and conservative Quebec Premier Maurice Duplessis that was on par with the also right-wing initiated MK-Ultra) and the Catholic Indian Residential Schools in which some 50,000 children were abused, molested and murdered. Odd it it not that such perverse things as Satanic child abuse and bloodletting are always found to be the handywork of conservatives? Well, perhaps not all that odd considering the true nature and history of conservatism which in part entails turning villian into victim through historical revision. Point out this basic truth and you'll likely to be labeled anything from a "commie" to a "socialist" in some vain and desperate attempt at deflection. And of course this deflection always comes from people that never seem to actually know what a "commie" or "socialist" actually is. zoltar posted:6/27/2010 6:26:49 PM What ever is doing these things are at it again, it seems this activity comes in waves, by the way I wason another forum ( ufo) but that website has so many nerds/gov. posting on everything but the subject at hand.I found a young doe ( deer) lying at wild life park with it's butt missing, other than that the animal look normal,not wounds or trama like another animal had done it.....and a bunch of people wearing black clothing( all black) have been meandering in the area, I think they want tocause fear or something... maybe a satanic cult.godlypunk posted:6/28/2010 2:17:26 PM It's definately possible. However, most mutilations are caused at distant and remote ranches. There are so many signs that are hard to explain like the lack of blood, the lazer precision, strange arial lights, eye witness accounts, etc. Satanists are usually not so well equipped either. It's also important not to confuse satanists with pagans. Both groups are fond of black but couldn't be more different in their beliefs. The only way to know for sure is to collect the data before it gets contaminated. This story about the chickens for instance lacks the particular details regarding blood, etc.zoltar posted:7/11/2010 5:19:58 PM It might be several sources, they ( the goverment) could be using these anomalies to make it appearUFOs relgious cults are teamed together to control the fear of the populations, and by the way, there was notany blood around the small animal, and the park rangers should have seen the animal and desposed of it beforesomeone came along the trail .... almost deliberately showing it near the path.singingperry posted:7/12/2010 7:12:34 AM What a sad world it is when the police are looking for chicken killers. ITS A CHICKEN NOT A BABY SEAL! What they need to be looking for are people that sell "chicken nuggets" when there is no such thing and they charge a lot of money for deep fried chicken waste products.Do you suppose the guy had to tear the chicken heads off cause someone stole his politically correct chick killer or he could'nt afford one due to the regulating of weapons of mass destruction. Of couse since aliens don't have teeth chewing off a chicken head would be excruciating. I hear Greenpeace are after these chicken killing aliens but they can't build a boat fast enough. But I hear they are working on hypersonic t-shirt launchers with t-shirts that say "Shame on you you vertically challenged non-earthlings who think you're so much smarter than us, as you know chickens are much tastier when they are alive! YUM!" Please log in or become a member to add a post.