Sex With Demons? LincolnGenghis posted:12/2/2012 10:27:57 PM Christian group finally acknowledges that there is sex with demons going on. Apparently with weird side effects. LOL See Link Heremalachi the prophet posted:12/3/2012 9:30:05 AM sex with demons is the only way your getting any = your wife hates you and you know it minneapolis MN - dork land USA - come to chicago where we beat up dorks from MN now my names at the bottom of all the stories -is it my site to ..............Jaxerback posted:12/3/2012 10:01:03 AM Lets rumble..lol!spooky1 posted:12/3/2012 11:26:14 AM They try to blame everything for homosexuality, if ur gay ur gay. Who cares. !? As for the rumble I got $5 on my boy link!LincolnGenghis posted:12/3/2012 11:47:42 AM You know malachi aka wormwolf I could say Something bad about chicago but it would Not be true. I have been there many times And have always had a good time. Lot of good people there at least in the normal Population. Its good to see you participating in other threads. You still got a ways to go with your Insults though. Not sure the real troll clubs Will give you there seal of approval yet But with work you might earn your wings. bobprin posted:12/3/2012 12:32:13 PM I had sex with a demon once, it only cost $20.00. And I'll never forget that truck stop in Amirillo. Stay on your meds Malacai!spooky1 posted:12/3/2012 1:17:57 PM Wow my network was down with all this Malachi stuff.can someone fill me in on the gossip, cliffnote style.Wereparadox posted:12/3/2012 4:55:44 PM Seek you the desserted wastes of old babylon. Her daughters are still among the old ruins. They like men. But will grow tired of you quickly and devour you... maybe. Seek you the devils hole. Find the reptilians in the ground those are the hotties. If your lucky you might even get them to fire up the old probe. If your really brave seek you the lost temple of the spiderqueen. She dwells in the heart of of the african jungles. Find you the japanese kappa or if you into sodomy by big d***ed monster then seek ye popobawba near zanzibar and there is a simalar bat thing in south america that may want to get busy or it might eat you but thems the risks when seeking other worldly secks. Or marriage for that matter. In louisiana seek you the snake swamp queen she's always looking for a male that can last. Hey why don't we go one a wurled tour who ever gets laid the most and lives gets the most points. Back in the really old days it was so much easier. Dryads, birch women, kelpies, merwoman and verious shape shifters.RedBird posted:12/4/2012 7:10:37 AM I wouldn't mind getting it on with a demon, as long as she looked like Anna Silk and promised not to suck ALL the life out of me. LOL Not sure how that would turn me gay though?LincolnGenghis posted:12/5/2012 11:13:33 AM Yeah I am not sure they were on the Right track with that one, Having had some demon encounters in the past the Only side effects for me were just a Permasmile that usually lasted for about A day. Never made me feel lighter in the loafers Or want to spool the tiolet paper on the other Side of the roll, and no sudden urges to do interior Decorating either. Maybe they were thinking of the original definition Of gay. Which was happy. So maybe what they ment was Having Sex With Demons Might Make People Happy? I myself stay away from demons now days though, they Are too high maintenance and demanding. :) spooky1 posted:12/5/2012 4:16:26 PM High maintenance & demanding, sounds just like my ex husband. It makes perfect scence, HE was a demon after all! !! No gay tendencys though,Wereparadox posted:12/6/2012 10:17:32 PM In Reply To:LincolnGenghis posted:12/5/2012 11:13:33 AM Yeah I am not sure they were on the Right track with that one, Having had some demon encounters in the past the Only side effects for me were just a Permasmile that usually lasted for about A day. Never made me feel lighter in the loafers Or want to spool the tiolet paper on the other Side of the roll, and no sudden urges to do interior Decorating either. Maybe they were thinking of the original definition Of gay. Which was happy. So maybe what they ment was Having Sex With Demons Might Make People Happy? I myself stay away from demons now days though, they Are too high maintenance and demanding. :) Dude hook a brotha up. An immortal girl is exactly what I need. She won't get old, no one can kill her and with me by her side we would be unstoppable. What kind of forms can I get? Wings? Scales? Tails? Tig ol bitties? Fangs? I don't care. I just want a girl who can keep me sated. Help me with that and maybe I could help you. Quid pro quo.LincolnGenghis posted:12/7/2012 9:50:17 PM LOL well they are not immortal the ones I speak of, actually the road miles catch up with them later on. I can tell you this... they are attracted to bright shiney expensive objects. Unlike werewolves they are not harmed by precious metals including silver, they crave it. And unlike Vampires they love to look at themselves in the mirror. Occasionally they will meet up with a male of their kind but it usually ends up in mutual annihilation, which is sometimes amusing to watch. It would give me a black mark on my soul to help someone meet one of those demons. So I respectfully decline the offer.:)Jaxerback posted:12/8/2012 1:25:29 AM I used to date one of those great looking chicks...then she met a millionaire..now he is dead..and she lives comfortably.. Please log in or become a member to add a post.