<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Recent Humor Newslinks on Paranormalnews.com</title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com</link><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright 2013 Paranormal News</copyright><lastBuildDate>5/20/2013 9:31:52 PM</lastBuildDate><ttl>20</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Scary Movie 5 haunts theaters Friday]]></title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=11904</link><description><![CDATA[Los Angeles, CA — The fifth installment of the "Scary Movie" franchise haunts theaters tomorrow. Ashley Tisdale and Simon Rex star in the film alongside Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg, Kat Williams, Mike Tyson, and many other big celebrities.]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 22:32:06 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=11904</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Creepiest Santa Clauses From Christmas Past]]></title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=11533</link><description><![CDATA[Look through these pictures of the creepiest looking Santas and decide who is the most evil looking.]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 19:32:13 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=11533</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Vintage Lamp]]></title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=11376</link><description><![CDATA[The Vintage Lamp - a short story (Happy Halloween)<BR><BR>Most folks in town described Anita Perkins with peculiar detail. A few could talk about Anita for up to three hours without repeating a story, many could hold an audience while three consecutive beers were consumed at Taylor's Saloon, but just about everyone held onto one story or another that they could tell to a traveling relative or at a convention three states away.]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2012 23:33:07 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=11376</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Paranormal? Sometimes the universe has grand sense of humor]]></title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=11375</link><description><![CDATA[The paranormal is not always scary, but rather a neat connectivity that may scream coincidence or synchronicity as your mind attempts to understand something that's just happened that probably shouldn't have.<BR><BR>Case in point - The Vintage Lamp.]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2012 23:32:25 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=11375</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Alien disclosure: a 20-day scenario ends on Halloween]]></title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=10687</link><description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, D.C. - OCTOBER 12, 2011 - THE WHITE HOUSE - White House Chief Science Consultant Robert Gumby has advised President Obama today to step-up research funding into a meteor that hit southwestern Arizona late last year while some scientists are calling its analysis "interesting" after a single organism was isolated this past weekend that hinted of life arriving from off the planet.]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=10687</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[In The Future There Is Sky Mowing [Video]]]></title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=9677</link><description><![CDATA[If you think mowing your lawn is hard work enough. Just think how hard it will be to mow the sky. In the future that's exactly what we will have to do.]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=9677</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[A pumpkin spice latte ate my wallet!]]></title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=9576</link><description><![CDATA[A spooky tale from Boston. Happy Halloween from Para-Blog!]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=9576</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[President Obama and alien disclosure: the truth may be funny ]]></title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8910</link><description><![CDATA[Talk of UFO disclosure where our government comes clean on the alien issues is a longstanding debate.]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8910</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Haunting of CBC - a kid-made production ]]></title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8357</link><description><![CDATA[The number of YouTube videos with a paranormal bent is staggering - and it seems hundreds are jumping in daily with their personal brand of paranormal comedy.]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8357</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Djinn-Possessed Ring For Sale]]></title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8300</link><description><![CDATA[Wonder what kind of warranty this comes with?  Click to find out.]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8300</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Oscars show spoofs 'Paranormal Activity' ]]></title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8305</link><description><![CDATA[Even the Oscar's got in on the act of spoofing the film - Paranormal Activity.]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8305</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comedy: the 'underbelly' of paranormal investigations ]]></title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8303</link><description><![CDATA[With so many new paranormal network shows out there with high tech gear and slick editing, we may not ever see the underbelly of this industry.]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8303</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pink UFO? Consider alien technology already in use - and dance to the beat]]></title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8291</link><description><![CDATA[We could not pass up this music video - Pink UFO - posted on YouTube that suggests the USA has taken on new technology as a result of picking up downed UFO crafts.]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8291</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Black Hole - now what would you do? ]]></title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8207</link><description><![CDATA[Science has attempted to explain Black Holes - but what if one fell in your lap?]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8207</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Black Hole - now what would you do? ]]></title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8216</link><description><![CDATA[Science has attempted to explain Black Holes - but what if one fell in your lap?]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8216</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Paranormal Activity - the spoofs are in the hundreds]]></title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8184</link><description><![CDATA[The recent hit film, Paranormal Activity, has touched off a huge number of spoofs.]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8184</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comedy meets paranormal: 'The Long Way Home']]></title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8145</link><description><![CDATA[The Long Way Home: A Bigfoot Story - is where the paranormal meets comedy.]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=8145</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?]]></title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=6139</link><description><![CDATA[Okay...this one is a joke....but not really.]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=6139</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Haunted by the Paranormal]]></title><link>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=1195</link><description><![CDATA[Ernie Hudson: Haunted By Ghostbusters' Past<BR>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2003 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.paranormalnews.com/newslink.aspx?id=1195</guid></item></channel></rss>