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Did Jesse Ventura and the Conspiracy Theory Show Get Punk'd in the Ozarks?


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LincolnGenghis   posted:12/11/2012 11:29:41 PM  (Reply)
Or are they doing the Punking?

I was watching one of the lastest episodes and saw something that just had me rolling. Now I had mentioned in an earlier thread that the newest gossip was that the Illuminati was supposedly setting up some type of headquarters in the Ozark Mountain area according to Jesse Ventura. Well I finally saw the episode and it had me in stitches laughing.

At one point in the show (And yes I have video below) Jesse and company were led to the dreaded secret mountain complex hideout of the illuminati by a contact, code named the White Rabbit. There was a mountain entrance with a road going into it. They causiously staked the place out for a few minutes, then made their way inside the complex worrying the whole time that they were being watched or would be stopped by armed illuminati guards.

The Video is in the below link, its the second video down on the page, watch the first 6 minutes. :)

Link to the video here

The whole Problem with this thing is I have seen it before, because I used to travel allot. If I am not misstaken this facility is just outside of Branson, MO and it is called The Mountain Complex. And no it is not a secret illumitani bunker it is a commercial storage facility and warehouse which also has parking inside it along with paved roads. Virtually anybody can drive into it.

In fact it is so not a secret that it was written up in bussiness week and is prominently listed on Google Maps when you type in the right address. Oh yeah they also advertise.

If you don't believe me about Google Maps. Go there and type in this address 296 Buena Vista Road, Branson MO
Then start zooming in and all will be revealed. :)

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I guess the bottom line on this is one of three things.

1.) They are Horribly Gullible
2.) They Are Horrible Researchers
3.) They purposely fake things



bobprin   posted:12/12/2012 4:50:44 AM  (Reply)
Nice, good homework. I guess all the fakery stems from the WWF days when he wore pink tights and feathered boas.
RedBird   posted:12/12/2012 7:21:42 AM  (Reply)
You always have to take that show with a grain of salt. Like a recent show on Death Rays. They talked to a guy that had a huge death ray on the top of an RV. Jesse seemed to believe it was real, saying something like it was a death ray machine hidden in plain view. It was obviously a prop and not real. Shit if I was that guy and it was real, I'd have shot it for him instead of that small laser anyone can buy online.

I like the show though.
Wereparadox   posted:12/12/2012 7:50:02 AM  (Reply)
I've seen an article about his fema coffins being a hoax as well. I think if he ever found something real in his life he'd faint from the shock. He probably does his research all right to make sure that what he is going to is total bs. Its wrestling for conspiricy people. That's probably how he pitched the show to the network when he started.
spooky1   posted:12/12/2012 4:05:45 PM  (Reply)
Iv seen most of these shows, they r all stagded the acting is terrible! But sum ideas r OK. & for GODS sake would someone pls. Cut off that f**king ponytail! !! Ill give ya a beer, please!
LincolnGenghis   posted:12/12/2012 9:45:33 PM  (Reply)

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RedBird  posted:12/12/2012 7:21:42 AM  (Reply)
You always have to take that show with a grain of salt. Like a recent show on Death Rays. They talked to a guy that had a huge death ray on the top of an RV. Jesse seemed to believe it was real, saying something like it was a death ray machine hidden in plain view. It was obviously a prop and not real. Shit if I was that guy and it was real, I'd have shot it for him instead of that small laser anyone can buy online.

I like the show though.
Oh yeah the Death Ray Guy. I can't believe he was even interviewed. That guys real name is John Hutchison I have known about him for years , he is a well known fraud and has been on the Quack Scene since like 1979. I did not know that he is now a self proclaimed expert on Death Rays, and I certainly did not know that he now lives in the united states so that was a little update for me. (Hes a Canadian, They must not have wanted him) :)

Last thing I heard about him years back was he had been selling videotapes of his levitation experiments (The so called Hutchison Effect) for 100 dollars a tape. I was told later on that he admitted to using strings and things to lift the objects during the filming as sort of a re-creation of what he saw because he could not do it for real when he filmed.
Somehow he could never make the effect happen in front of independent witnesses , and nobody has ever been able to recreate what he said he did. I guess now days he can't even remember how he did it, so I guess it would make sense for him to move onto death rays.

The True Definition of the Hutchison Effect would be.... Crazy John will seperate people from their money. LOL

LincolnGenghis   posted:12/12/2012 10:10:25 PM  (Reply)

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spooky1  posted:12/12/2012 4:05:45 PM  (Reply)
Iv seen most of these shows, they r all stagded the acting is terrible! But sum ideas r OK. & for GODS sake would someone pls. Cut off that f**king ponytail! !! Ill give ya a beer, please!
Oh Come On now you know you like the Govna better with the tail.
spooky1   posted:12/13/2012 6:40:01 PM  (Reply)
Yes link ur rite bald men with pony tails r sooo sexy.especially when there phony. Lol
bobprin   posted:12/14/2012 3:45:20 AM  (Reply)
I quit wearing mine now I look like bigfoot
LincolnGenghis   posted:12/14/2012 3:39:32 PM  (Reply)

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spooky1  posted:12/13/2012 6:40:01 PM  (Reply)
Yes link ur rite bald men with pony tails r sooo sexy.especially when there phony. Lol
I don't think you have to worry, I think the pony
tail might be a clip on. I think he might use it
it to cover up a CIA implanted mind control
chip on the back of his head. I think they might
use it to send him on wild goose chases and
to constantly lead him down the wrong path
on all his investigations ensuring that he
will never find out the truth about anything.

Maybe that could be his teams next investigation.
Inspect the back of jesse's head for an implant.
LincolnGenghis   posted:12/15/2012 3:47:00 PM  (Reply)
RedBird   posted:12/15/2012 5:46:12 PM  (Reply)
Great Post.
LincolnGenghis   posted:12/15/2012 7:20:43 PM  (Reply)
That was secret illuminati type that only Jesse and his crack team of investigators would be able to read. :)
LincolnGenghis   posted:12/15/2012 7:25:11 PM  (Reply)
LincolnGenghis   posted:12/15/2012 7:35:54 PM  (Reply)
RedBird   posted:12/15/2012 8:42:51 PM  (Reply)
I think I figured out where Malachi came from. Did you see the latest episode, "Manimal"? Yerkes Escapee?
Jaxerback   posted:12/15/2012 11:44:42 PM  (Reply)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iQ-mzYRl3s
LincolnGenghis   posted:12/16/2012 2:22:20 AM  (Reply)
maybe that could be Jesse's next investigation.
LincolnGenghis   posted:12/22/2012 2:08:47 PM  (Reply)
Here is a funny one for anyone that has watched the show. Recognize these two? One is the guy
that said he was a programmed super soldier on an episode and the other guy is the supposed secret black ops guy in the white van that they always goto for clues. LOL


Ultimate Warrier and The Man In The White Van


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