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macros72   posted:1/26/2012 4:46:44 PM  (Reply)
Do you struggle to get out of bed in the morning?

Prone to that "just ten more minutes" time warp?

Hate alarm clocks and/or always set them up incorrectly?

Youve smashed your alarm clock?

Erm, time and clocks are a mystery?


Well heres the solution.

When you retire to bed think of the hour you wish to get up at in the morning(i.e. 7am). Now tap your head against the pillow 7 times. Then imagine yourself waking up in the morning feeling refreshed and full of energy. Now fall into sleep and you will wake up at 7am! You wont be grunting at the alarm clock nor preferring ten more mins of time warp terror.

Give it a try and be amazed.




Jester87   posted:1/27/2012 12:33:40 PM  (Reply)
I tried it... And it didnt work exactly... I did wake up completely refreshed... at 11:20 (12 minutes ago) I was aiming for 8AM ... But hey, I jumped right out of bed and was ready to go!
macros72   posted:1/27/2012 5:47:29 PM  (Reply)
Have you tried Mind over Mattress?

Still having trouble waking up on time?

Have you taken PPI out in the last 6 years? *

Hair loss keeping you awake at night? **


Well you need the advanced system! Instead of tapping the pillow bang your head against a wall. (Please ensure it is a clean wall free of things such as old nails, blue tack or sticky tape etc.)

* For more info on this service type PPI in a search engine.
** Forget your worries by taking some medicine - strong spirits...burp
macros72   posted:1/27/2012 5:49:13 PM  (Reply)

In Reply To:
Jester87  posted:1/27/2012 12:33:40 PM  (Reply)
I tried it... And it didnt work exactly... I did wake up completely refreshed... at 11:20 (12 minutes ago) I was aiming for 8AM ... But hey, I jumped right out of bed and was ready to go!
I think it may have worked, perhaps you nodded back off after briefly opening your eyes at 8am.
macros72   posted:1/27/2012 6:34:21 PM  (Reply)
Mind over Mattress success stories

I tried it out for the laugh and it didn't work. After many attempts I felt like giving up and then I had a brainwave. I tried it out against my regular wake up time. I was amazed, it actually works! Mr Whippy, Pilford, UK

I nod off at least 20 times a day and was excited by this advert. The Mind over Mattress method works for me but I'm soon back snoring in front of the TV. Its down to my age but I still have all my own teeth. Mrs Slapper, Coxbench, UK

Running t farm up t north is a job fah life, erm..apart from old Jed who was hit with t Foot en Maff and is nah skint. But may thee grant yer that t system woks. Tha cockrells wah a bind as thee kept weking thee up too early. So I lay owt 2 seeds for each bird before sleep. Thee now wek me up at 2am! Gives me plenty of time to get t tractor woking, ready to drive around aimlessly till it gets light. Mr Brandy, Mordor, UK.

Walking along the block innit, saw that supplier who is a let down man. He decided I owe him sum doh! Ran for my crib man but got mazed. This man is not sick bro and left me heavy. He grabbed me and made y head hit dah deck 4 times! When I came round, looked at my time bling man and it read 4 on the dot. Wicked! Mr Daddy, Hull, UK

Life with the missus is a right bind. She gets me out of bed and gets me doing chores. Does she forget that Im 85 years old and fought for this country!!!!!! I was pleased with the results of Mind over Mattress. I now awake 2 hours earlier than normal which gives me the freedom to sit in my socks and underpants and leave my tea cup on the carpet. Mr Cobbler, Surrey, UK
breeld   posted:1/27/2012 7:32:35 PM  (Reply)
Hilarious! lol
macros72   posted:1/28/2012 6:38:32 PM  (Reply)
Heres a link to the real deal.

http://www.personal-development-planet.com/Internal-Alarm.html

For the record Ive tried all mentioned methods given from this site and find they actually work.


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