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breeld   posted:12/5/2011 5:27:11 AM  (Reply)
Just wondering, did the Rapture take place and I missed it? Nothing has changed on this page since yesterday. Nothing-nada-zip-N-O-T-H-I-N-G!!!! I feel so aloooooone. (sobs heavily)
Lord, please forgive me for my sins and bless the little pygmies in Ethiopia, or whatever country they live in. Just don`t leave me here all alone without my PARANORMAL NEWS! Amen
spooky1   posted:12/5/2011 8:46:54 AM  (Reply)

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breeld  posted:12/5/2011 5:27:11 AM  (Reply)
Just wondering, did the Rapture take place and I missed it? Nothing has changed on this page since yesterday. Nothing-nada-zip-N-O-T-H-I-N-G!!!! I feel so aloooooone. (sobs heavily)
Lord, please forgive me for my sins and bless the little pygmies in Ethiopia, or whatever country they live in. Just don`t leave me here all alone without my PARANORMAL NEWS! Amen
LOL.was thinking the same thing! But I have no news to report.on :( ill try looking into something
spiritech0   posted:12/5/2011 12:21:41 PM  (Reply)
Here's an interesting factoid: the word "rapture" appears zero times in the popular KJV bible. Incidentally, neither does "pope", or the name "George Burns".

Of course, if there's an alien invasion like 2010's movie "Skyline", that'd be close.
spooky1   posted:12/5/2011 12:45:35 PM  (Reply)
How bout. " Monty Burns " ?
gary107   posted:12/5/2011 2:05:01 PM  (Reply)
two Iranian nuke development sites and one large rocket center are gone and so are certain of their scientists, but that may not be the type of rapture you are looking for. If you see a blinding flash of super bright light, then yell "Rapture!" there will be no one to augue the point with you.
spooky1   posted:12/5/2011 2:21:18 PM  (Reply)
I have a topic, awhile ago I starter a thread called weird... about local ledgends. Hauntings UFOs cryptozoology the bizarre,etc. Since we come from all over how bout we share ur local stuff like this?
breeld   posted:12/5/2011 8:18:52 PM  (Reply)
Whew! Looks like I`m not the only one that missed the rapture, huh? At least spiritech, spooky and gary are still here! lolol
LincolnGenghis   posted:12/6/2011 6:45:34 AM  (Reply)
I tried to get on the rapture train but was kicked off and detained a few days by TSA security for being too disruptive.
breeld   posted:12/6/2011 6:57:52 AM  (Reply)
Not to worry, LincolnGenghis-I`m sure it`ll be more fun for us left here on earth, anyway. I mean, can you imagine how tired you`d get walking around singing and praising for ETERNITY? Makes me tired thinkin` `bout it.
spiritech0   posted:12/6/2011 10:12:19 AM  (Reply)
Darn, I was hoping we'd all grow up to be just like Big Daddy, creating and devastating universes on a whim... I suuuck at choir.
gary107   posted:12/6/2011 1:15:59 PM  (Reply)
I know why I am still here, but I must say I am very disappointed in the rest of you.
breeld   posted:12/7/2011 7:42:45 AM  (Reply)
Well, Gary, I`m just as surprised as anyone. I mean, I`m about as close to perfect as you can get. Yet I missed the rapture. Go figure, huh?
breeld   posted:12/7/2011 7:45:07 AM  (Reply)
@Spiritech0....Actually, the word "hell" never appears in the original bible, either. Wonder how much more was changed around, added, etc.
whiskynik   posted:12/7/2011 4:03:11 PM  (Reply)
spiritech0   posted:12/8/2011 10:33:45 AM  (Reply)

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breeld  posted:12/7/2011 7:45:07 AM  (Reply)
@Spiritech0....Actually, the word "hell" never appears in the original bible, either. Wonder how much more was changed around, added, etc.
"Once upon a time,"

It was ancient aliens!!
breeld   posted:12/8/2011 3:24:23 PM  (Reply)
Of course it was, but you`ll never convince most ppl of that.


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