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 | Upon Which I Hatch
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:4/18/2008 | | Does the shore create the waves, or do the waves create the shore? Do the children give rise to the parents, or do the parents give rise to the children? What came first—the chicken or the egg? go to article>> |
| The Hologram
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:4/11/2008 | I am a logically and emotionally neutral human being. If you were to talk to me, you would notice that it is hard to distinguish a charge one way or another. By reading newspapers, going to church on Sunday, listening to people tell tales of their misery and success, I get the impression I have misunderstood some fundamental element of what it means to be human. I get the impression that I should have a charge, that this is the purpose of life—to enjoy and feel, or to hate and calculate. But so far, my hands and heart have turned up empty.
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 | 666
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:3/22/2008 | | 666! A number filled with foreboding doom, with 144000 interpretations, 144000 meanings, all of which give birth to 144000 antichrists! go to article>> |
| Upon Which I Inhale
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:2/8/2008 | | UFOs are real. Hmm. A statement of fact? Is it a true statement or not? There are many things that fly around in the sky that are not identified regardless of who is flying them (if anything) so obviously it is a true statement. go to article>> |
| How To Grow A Universe
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:1/30/2008 | | When I think of ideas themselves, I see DNA strands that are always seeking balance as they copy themselves and grow and form into larger and larger shapes through a series of splits and combinations, but initially, they start as a marriage of a positive and negative quality which together create a ‘thing’ that is perfectly balanced. go to article>> |
| How To Materialize in a Parallel Universe
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:1/7/2008 | | Consider what happens, mentally, when you buy a new car. You pick out this unique model with brilliant colors and feel there is something really special about it. In fact, you picked it out precisely because it was special. After signing some contract for payment, you leave the dealership and are driving down the highway, a flurry of other cars whip by you, but the ones that you notice are now the exact car and model that you just bought! go to article>> |
| Upon Which I Play the Game of Seven
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:12/29/2007 | | Let’s say you meet a multi-dimensional being capable of moving through universe after universe, up and down the chain of multi-dimensional reality. He has existed forever and will exist forevermore. He can be anywhere he wants, do as he wants, think as he wants, and he knows who and what he is, which is everything--both energy as well as matter. Only one problem: as a consequence of being everything, he’s completely alone. go to article>> |
| Upon Which I Perceive
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:12/21/2007 | | When I look at the universe and see the infinite swirling soup of stars and galaxies, I don’t see something that is external to me. Through analogy, I can visualize a direct correlation to each element in nature to something that is occurring internally. Depending upon which side of the brain your universe often relies upon, this will either strike you as useless dream-like drivel or a powerful meditation. go to article>> |
| Upon Which I Add One
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:12/1/2007 | | Left Brain: I love you for infinity. Right Brain: I love you for infinity + 1. Left Brain: I’m only telling this to you because I love you, but you can’t add 1 to infinity. Right Brain: Of course you can. I just did. go to article>> |
| Upon Which I Fall From Indra’s Net
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:11/11/2007 | | I’ve spent years trying to discover truth. I don’t know when it really started—possibly 8. I was baptized when I was 8 by my own decision. The church I was going to at the time had this dilemma when I walked up to the preacher and told him to save me from myself. I was quizzed about fundamental principles concerning Jesus and why I needed to be saved for my 8 year old sins, and I answered them all. go to article>> |
 | Upon Which I Expose The Magicians
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:10/17/2007 | | Look at September 11th, 2001. It was as if all these academics had been discussing the need for an arson to come in and torch the United States so it had an excuse to beef up the military. And then an arson comes in and does just that. Bingo! Thanks! But those writing all the academic papers on the requirement for another Pearl Harbor can’t say thanks because so many people died and they would appear as if they have a lack of humanitarian principles. Right? Wrong? It’s a matter of perspective, a matter of what you are staring at while you are thinking about it. go to article>> |
| Upon Which I Collide
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:10/17/2007 | | I’ve been enthralled with this photo. It is a depiction of the Earth’s magnetic field. It is also what I believe ideas look like when the spiritual world comes in contact with the material world. go to article>> |
| Upon Which I Peer Through a Dirty Window
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:9/1/2007 | | It was as if a god—any god-- had shackled me to the floor of his cave as a pet to amuse himself. Which made me wonder…had he? And since this ’god’ doesn’t do anything without meaning, was the limitation of my body full of profundity ? Or if the god was internal, had I, myself, manifested this body willingly as a self-fulfilling prophecy prior to birth? Or was I, by entertaining these thoughts, merely attaching meaning to the meaningless? go to article>> |
| Upon Which I Also Taint
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:7/25/2007 | | I saw The Taint first on My Space, of all places, in friends that have added me as a result of a shared interest in authors. I read on their profiles how they are S&M enthusiasts, devil worshippers, and how Manly P. Hall and Albert Pike changed their lives—which I’m assuming means they helped justify to My Friends the reasons for doing what they do. go to article>> |
 | Upon Which I Observe The Black Wind
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:7/6/2007 | | What is this wind dislodging our leaves? It is a whisper, a black mass of lost souls pleading for others to follow in their wake and attach themselves to their teats. Standing in its presence, it makes so much sense. All the warnings are for naught when its voice is heard, speaking the pleasantries of death, fucking, anger, blood and destruction—the foul stench and strength from its occupants smells sweet. go to article>> |
 | Upon Which I See My Grandfather’s Ghost
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:5/10/2007 | | Dreams terrify me nightly, it’s so difficult to sleep—I wake up in bed, gasping, my bed sheets soaked in sweat, my hair stuck to my face, curious if I had just been sent another message from the dead or am being tortured by my own consciousness. go to article>> |
| The Blind Man and the Elephant
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:7/10/2006 | | The paranormal is not a philosophy. It is not a science. It is not a picture. It is not a story. It is not a television program. It is not an audio recording. It is not an infrared signal. It is not a dogma. It is not a ritual. It is not a belief system. I can list everything in the world, and still, I will not have given you a definition of the paranormal. go to article>> |
| The King’s Castle
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:6/1/2006 | | What are the goals of the paranormal community? Those who write in the field seemed to be attempting to show us that the world is not flat, that things aren’t always what they seem, that there may be life after death, that the government of the United States might not be looking after our best interests. And they say these things--why? To protect us? To pull us out of our ignorance? go to article>> |
| This Empty Shell Called Earth
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:2/12/2006 | I believe you should own your own thoughts since this is the path your If there is a path, it is someone else’s path, so you are therefore going the wrong way...
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| Book Review : State of Fear
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:12/26/2005 | | First off, I don’t know why this book is considered a thriller, because there is nothing particularly thrilling about it--at 600 pages, getting through the book is a challenge, especially when held up against his last novel, Prey, which was about a swarm of nanoparticles that learns and adapts to its environment and attacks humans. Prey, to me, seemed silly, kind of like Godzilla--but like Godzilla, at least it was entertaining. State of Fear is the exact opposite--it is not silly at all, but not entertaining whatsoever. Nevertheless, this is not a warning to tell you to stay away from the book. On the contrary, you still should read it, and here’s why. go to article>> |
| Down Under
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:8/2/2005 | | First off, where have I been since May, 2005? Away. How far away? Very, very far away. Not Pluto or the tenth planet (speaking of which, how many tenth planets will there be before they go to the eleventh planet?), but of the same magnitude. In fact, I’m still very far away, that hasn’t changed. But what has changed is that I finally have received an internet connection again... go to article>> |
 | Nature’s Finest
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:5/2/2005 | | In addition, while driving this heap of scrap metal, I have picked up numerous ideas from the conspiracy and ufo community and have thrown them in the back seat, ideas that are both profoundly disturbing and--probably--at least partially right. All the while, my colleagues have looked at the hobby both as a fascination and an obsession of mine that clouds my view. I’m either on to something, or not. No one knows. Yet again, not a day goes by that I don’t doubt it is all bullshit. go to article>> |
| Newsflash! Fraternity Creates World Government
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:11/11/2004 | | The elections have come and gone, Bush is surprisingly still there, and I was left to my own devices to sort out the reasons why, and maybe open up my mouth again. My quest has led me to some surprising conclusions, and I believe I’m beginning to catch on to what I’d like to call "The Great Agenda." go to article>> |
| Is This Site a Legitimate News Source or Not?
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:2/24/2004 | | I feel that I have to justify myself and how this website functions. I feel I have to justify the questionable content which is displayed. I feel I have to justify the lack of photos which accompany the articles that are sent to us. I feel I have to justify my lack of religious and political affiliation which is exemplified on the homepage. I feel I have to justify my own attitudes towards article posting. go to article>> |
 | The Images of God
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:2/24/2004 | | The technology is available, and we have this inherent curiosity
which is almost pushing us to attempt it. The question, however, remains:
Are we merely listening to curiosity, or are we playing out the same
fateful drama which took place millions of years ago within the Garden of
Eden?
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| A Conspiracy Theory: The Economic Opportunity of Destruction
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:3/28/2003 | | This document was written in September of 2000, exactly one year before 9/11. Afterwards, all of the dreams and wishes of those who participated in this manifesto were fulfilled by having a few thousand Americans killed on American soil by a terrorist attack. They even stated so! go to article>> |
 | A Wee Bit Crazy?
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:2/21/2003 | | “Since you believe in ghosts and UFOs you are schizotypal” seemed to be the same tactics that the terrorists are using when they say, “By attacking us you are attacking all Muslims.” go to article>> |
| Who Needs Proof When You Have a Mob?
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:2/6/2003 | | The question is, is Colin Powell really bringing any kind of proof to the table at all, and in the end, does it really matter? I mean, we all know how effective the paranormal field is in convincing scientific hard asses of the viability of the subject--is Colin Powell’s arguments any more effective? If so, why? go to article>> |
| The Oral Hygiene Conspiracy
Written By:Jeff Behnke
Posted:1/8/2003 | | I’m sure there’s going to be a dentist out there who is going to e-mail me with all the interesting details about why I am 100% wrong about the industry, but I am basing this editorial on a recent visit to the dentist’s office. You see, I hate the dentist and will find any reason not to go. With this recent trip, however, I feel I now have the evidence required to convince myself and my coherts that it’s okay not to go. In fact, it’s better if you didn’t. go to article>> |
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